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"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

The good, the bad and the ugly.

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

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"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

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'Botox...'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."