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"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

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"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Red in tooth and claw.

Dating is so expensive...

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'Holy shit!'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Virtual Super-Model.

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"