Beauty Counter Explorer Pillows

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Red in tooth and claw.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Dating is so expensive...

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Virtual Super-Model.

'Holy shit!'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

'Why don't you look like Jennifer Aniston, you're the same age.'

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."