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"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

PROBLEM AREAS

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'The old one fell apart.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Dating is so expensive...

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Virtual Super-Model.