Product Testers Gifts

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"They do say results will vary."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"