Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!
Consumer Safety Tester Gifts
Celebrate the crucial work of consumer safety testers with our witty and charming products. Perfect for professionals dedicated to making sure products meet safety standards, our items blend humor with appreciation. Whether it’s a gift for a colleague, a friend, or yourself, our selection offers a fun way to acknowledge their importance in the safety and quality industry. Shop now and add a dash of humor to their daily routine!
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
"Are you happy with your current ball?"
Rust test in progress.
Product Testing Department
'... and make it look like an accident.'
Crash test dummy employee of the month.
'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'
'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'
Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.
No one liked working the red-eye shift.
I'm a seat warmer test dummy.
'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'
Crash Test Dummy Funerals.
"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."
"They do say results will vary."
Crash Testing Clown Car.
'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies
'So how was work, Honey?'
Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"
'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'
'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'
At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.
Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.
'It doesn't work...'
"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."
At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.
"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"
"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."
"I see your son has a summer job."
"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"
'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'
Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.
A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Consumer Safety Tester Gifts Collection
Consumer Safety Tester Mugs
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Consumer Safety Tester Pillows
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Consumer Safety Tester Prints
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Consumer Safety Tester T-Shirts
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