Consumer Safety Tester Prints

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

Product Testing Department

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"They do say results will vary."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"I see your son has a summer job."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.