Product Tester Prints

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

Rust test in progress.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Product Testing Department

"Stop beating a dead horse ??" we're getting too many air bubbles."

'Oh no! Research and development are on a test run.'

Another thing men are good for: testing safety glass.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Product testing laboratory worker breaks.

Acme Cheese Slicers: Product Testing. "Okay, guys, management says we're falling behind, and...WHOA! Who cut the cheese?"

The company that brought us motion-activated towel dispensers starts testing their new emotion-activated version.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'Eddie, thanks for being so understanding about our break-up. So whatcha doin' there? A little product testing?'

'So how was work, Honey?'

"I'm an X-Acto Knife Tester."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."