Auto Safety Tester Gifts

"It's okay, Ma. There's a driver this time."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Nice park. . .

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'It doesn't work...'

Where airbags should be.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"I see your son has a summer job."

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

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Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'I'm checking for rust.'

"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."