Auto Safety Tester Gifts

"It's okay, Ma. There's a driver this time."

Nice park. . .

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'It doesn't work...'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Where airbags should be.

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"I see your son has a summer job."

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

"Grab a couple glasses - the car passed smog!"

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'I'm checking for rust.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'