Vehicle Safety Tester Gifts

Crash test dummy hitchiking.His destination sign reads:'crash'.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Nice park. . .

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'It doesn't work...'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I see your son has a summer job."

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'I'm checking for rust.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Safety dummies parents with child 'And this is our little accident'