Vehicle Safety Tester Gifts

Crash test dummy hitchiking.His destination sign reads:'crash'.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Nice park. . .

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'It doesn't work...'

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

"I see your son has a summer job."

'Needless to say, this job has no benefits... we can't get on insurance.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

'I'm checking for rust.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

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"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

Crash Test Dummy Surprise Birthday Parties.