Software Tester Gifts

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

He crash tests software.

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Smart Arse"

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

"Well, that blows the hell out of my theory."

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'So how was work, Honey?'

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."