Software Testing Gifts

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Smart Arse"

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.