Game Testing Gifts

Video Game Testing Dept.

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Examiners.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."