Game Testing Gifts

Video Game Testing Dept.

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Smart Arse"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."