Video Game Tester Gifts

Video Game Testing Dept.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Rust test in progress.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Violence on TV.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

Children.

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."