Video Game Tester Mugs

Video Game Testing Dept.

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Rust test in progress.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Lockdown Brain

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Violence on TV.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."