Game Tester Gifts

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"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Rust test in progress.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Playing Horseshoes

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

A fairground attraction

Football Accident.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'