Game Tester Gifts

Videogame Employment Agency.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Rust test in progress.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.