Games Tester Gifts

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Rust test in progress.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Football Accident.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."