Video Game Critic Gifts

A priest plays a Mock Christ video game.

'Where did we go wrong.'

'I grew bored just watching TV and video game violence.'

'It's not a violent video game - it's Prime Minister's questions.'

"Gaming is to blame for all these mass shootings."

Eldrow

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Covid Invaders

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Violence on TV.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

Children.

Fire Escapes

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"When you yell out another woman's name...it doesn't make it any better if it's just the name of a video game character!"

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.