Video Game Critic Gifts

A priest plays a Mock Christ video game.

'Where did we go wrong.'

'I grew bored just watching TV and video game violence.'

'It's not a violent video game - it's Prime Minister's questions.'

"Gaming is to blame for all these mass shootings."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Covid Invaders

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Violence on TV.

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"When you yell out another woman's name...it doesn't make it any better if it's just the name of a video game character!"

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

Fire Escapes

"My client was brainwashed into committing violence by shoot-em-up video games!"

"My parents must have forgotten what they learned in school. I heard them talking about renewing their vowels."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

Children.

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Young Rubik did not get along well with his classmates.