Gaming Critics Gifts

The AdRams Family no.18 - Tennis skills

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'Occupy Wall Street protesters?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Virtual interview.

Soap Opera

Big oil.

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

Targeted Advertising

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

"A 'take charge' guy would be nice but I'm looking for more of the 'take blame' type."