Video Game Geek Gifts

'I've invented the Playstation.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Eldrow

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Knights of the Square Table.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.