Gaming Geeks Gifts

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Eldrow

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'