Gamer Geek Gifts

Video Game War.

The Geeks of Summer

United States Constitution.

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

'Doesn't anyone want to know if we're there yet?'

How computers have changed

Eldrow

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Luke Sleepwalker...

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"And here are today's categories...."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

The October 31 Committee

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.