Gamer Geek Prints

Video Game War.

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

'Doesn't anyone want to know if we're there yet?'

How computers have changed

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"And here are today's categories...."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Luke Sleepwalker...

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Silly sausages

The October 31 Committee

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'