Testing Gifts

Ethics exam cheater.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'

GCSE Geography by telephone

'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

To discourage cheating, SAT organizers announced that undercover agents would be present to put down wrong answers.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I can answer searching questions, I can answer trick questions, and I can answer penetrating questions, but test questions give me a lot of trouble."

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'How dare you deny my son's application because of his low SAT scores! Everyone knows that test is culturally biased.'

'Caution, TV remote control testing area'

'What about number two?'

'So what makes you qualified for this position?'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

"He never takes anyone's word for anything!"