Software Tester Prints

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Product Testing Department

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Smart Arse"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Well, that blows the hell out of my theory."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.