Testing Expert Pillows

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

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Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Parking validation

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..