Test Engineer Pillows

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

The maze is easy, but the reward at the end gets charged to your credit card.

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Wall Street...

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Product Testing Department

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"Smart Arse"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"