Test Engineer Prints

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Ted doesn't test well."

Product Testing Department

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Smart Arse"

Mash-Test Dummies.

Study more to pass more tests.

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"I'm sure they'll fix this in the next software update."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'