Test Analyst Prints

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Progress?

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"I can never seem to get my report in on time!"

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

Wearing all black

"Notice, gentlemen, how after two hours of phone deprivation, the subject reverts to a pre-natal state."

Facebook in Crisis

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"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"I want my job back."

'Of course things change: our fathers were replaced by machines - we'll be replaced with new software.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'Tech stocks traded higher on the rumor that cars cound run on pentium computer chips.'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."