Technical Expert Pillows

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

In the Guru District

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Google car."

"Meet the author"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Artifishial Intelligence

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"What did you download at school today?"

Dad Trophies

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Computer Class.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."