Technical Engineer Pillows

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Hmph. College kids.'

Albert Einstein

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Google car."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Is it that bad?"