Technical Support Engineer Pillows

'We need to upgrade our tech help from my 12 year old nephew.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'How to beat a computer.'

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gadget geek.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Computer Expert

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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