Technical Engineer Gifts

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

Light Bulb Moment

Math Dreams