Manufacturing Engineer Gifts

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Fire Sprinkler Manufacturing

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"We've made great progress!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What's a patent?"

Albert Einstein

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Google car."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.