Machine Engineer Gifts

'Things couldn't be better.'

Polluted geese

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Congratulations Strike Over!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Pandora's boxes

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Bio Fuels.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

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