Mechanical Engineers Gifts

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Polluted geese

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'