Mechanical Engineer Gifts

'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

Employees of the Month

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"I'm in way over my head"

'We'll have to check your car for pre-existing conditions.'

'Do you know what James Watt did when he saw steam coming out of a kettle?'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

The dunger

"Right-tighty, lefty-loosey."

'Try it now.'

Bio Fuels.

Cyrus Hall McCormick

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Elijah McCoy.

If you were that old you'd also refuse to start in the mornings.

Robot squirrel chasing nuts.

'The aerodynamic design of this car can use fossil fuels with no need to refill and no carbon footprinting.'

"Are you crazy or what?"

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."

Vlad the Impeller

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Cuckoo-CRASH. Cuckoo-CRASH."

How It Works: Super Range Electric Limo

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

Boeing Invents the time machine...

Robot Bar

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Clockwork Revolving Door

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.