Medical Engineer Gifts

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

' A good idea '

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The first car accident.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Claus 2.0

Pipe Dream.

Light Bulb Moment

Math Dreams