Medical Engineer Gifts

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"What's a patent?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Thinking Gears

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Google car."

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

Light Bulb Moment

Pipe Dream.

Claus 2.0

"Is it that bad?"