Engineers Gifts

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Kids."

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

And I did it without any technical plans.

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Express Elevator.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Treadmill prototype

"Hey, Al! Do we hyphenate 'Doo Hickey?'"

My new invention is awesome. It generates electricity from anger. I don't follow. So many people are ticked off. Why not harness it? We get people to scream their lungs out, then capture and redirect the energy. It's like wind power. This is whine power. If I get angry, I play right into his hands.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

"I invented the compact."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Look what you've started... now everyone's got one...'