Engineers Pillows

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Kids."

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

'Perhaps an E.U. summit might help.'

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

And I did it without any technical plans.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"A toast to you dam builders, with water from the reservoir."

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Treadmill prototype

"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"Hey, Al! Do we hyphenate 'Doo Hickey?'"

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

'Look what you've started... now everyone's got one...'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"I invented the compact."

"Get ready boys; they're back. . . and this time they mean business!"

"It's Geoff, he won't be in today, his driverless car forgot to pick him up."