Engineering Geek Pillows

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'

The Little Dutch Girl

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The DaVinci Code

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Elfie Stick

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

If nobody had invented graphics

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Jurassic Pork