Engineering Buffs Pillows

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Moon: Made in China

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."