Machinery Buff Pillows

"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"

Milk Machine

I believe it's a takeover battle between demolition companies.

"I'm thinking about going big."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Driverless cars rage.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Moon: Made in China

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Binary Man

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

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