Military Machinery Buff Pillows

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Especially modified you say..."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'Chili again?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals