Military Machinery Buff Prints

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

Support the Ex-Troops

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Monuments

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Especially modified you say..."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'Chili again?'

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.