Engineering Buffs T-Shirts

No, that's the garbage disposal.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Moses' Tablet

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Giant Monster in Bath

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Moon: Made in China

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Twitter that!

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."