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"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Elfie Stick

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Why do leaves change color?"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Computer operator welding machine.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Crane fishing

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Henry Ford

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."