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'And here's our new and improved version.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Never marry an engineer."

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Biker and Cyclist.

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."