Engineering Aficionados Pillows

'And here's our new and improved version.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Moses and the bridge.

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Bagging the Chipmunk

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Biker and Cyclist.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.