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'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

"It's useless Darling, it's way too sandy: We can't build a warren here without a lot of wooden props..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Motivation to work

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Moses and the bridge.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Biker At Museum

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Henry Ford

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

When did you last have your oil changed?