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'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

"It's useless Darling, it's way too sandy: We can't build a warren here without a lot of wooden props..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Motivation to work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Biker At Museum

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Moses and the bridge.

"Never marry an engineer."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."